what would blended cucumber taste like
isn’t that an actor
*throws apple into hospital* *doctors hiss and scurry away from it*
The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King, directed by Peter Jackson. 2003.
I can’t fucking handle Deadpool and Spider-Man
when i find myself in times of trouble
terry pratchett comes to me
whispering sam vimes once arrested a motherfucking dragon
you are capable of literally anything
Sam Vimes once arrested two opposing armies to end a war.
Sam Vimes stood against the Summoning Dark and it was impressed.
Jeremy Renner on Saturday Night Live
im sorry son…tell your mother… i love h
itler x mami
wHAT THE FUC K
“If you don’t drink warm blood and eat fresh meat, you are doomed to die on the tundra.”
"If there were no reindeer we would not exist.”
“As our ancestors live, so will we live; as our ancestors died, so will we die.”
“Better to see once than to hear many times.”
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